| Me: | Aneida, your dress is really cute. I love the belt. |
| Mom: | You'd look cute in that, Jenna. |
| Me: | I'd look like a walrus. |
| Me: | Actually I'm too white for that. I'd be a Snow Leopard Walrus. Do those exist? |
| Aneida: | No |
| Mom: | No, you wouldn't. The belt hits below the breasts at the smallest part of the waist. |
| Me: | So I'd look like a breasty Snow Leopard Walrus? |
